"It's okay to not be perfect"
"Uhhh who thinks I'm perfect? All I do is fuck up."
"Yeah well you obviously think you're perfect and it's pissing everyone off so stop."
::fucks up enormously::
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US ENOUGH TO BE PERFECT YA BITCH?!"
"Sorry.Again. and Again. and AGAIN. Should I just leave so you can stop yelling at me?"
"OMG HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO SELFISH"
....this is what I'm dealing with. But I digress, from your life. Sorry. Don't read this. It's embarrassing most of the time.